Olsen twins: cute at 2, worthless at 20

It's a good thing for the Olsen Twins that there is no statute of limitations on Fame, because I can't remember one thing they've done in the past 8 to 10 years. Yet, somehow, they continue to make news. Today, I read that Mary-Kate and Ashley plan to get matching nose-jobs.

As if being a twin wasn't weird enough (think about it - two of the exact same person), the plan now is to undergo equal plastic surgery so as to not differ in the slightest bit - thus giving up any hope of taking steps back towards non-twin normalcy.

Interestingly, the article fails to mention whether or not their future plans include sticking matching fingers down their throats (maybe they've tried that already?) or smoking matching meth pipes with Stephanie Tanner.


Are they even good looking anymore??