Douche, part 2

No, I didn't do a google search for "douchebags." But yes, I did find this commercial:

Douchebaggery at its finest

I didn't add the text - this is how I found the image. But I must say, there are a few pretty accurate observations.

Click the picture because I think the text is too small to read on the pic below.

The Future of Tramp Stamps

Tattoo Remover - Funny video clips are a click away

This is probably an exaggeration, no one will regret those or anything.

That's a LOT of bacon

I'm not a huge fan of guns in general, and I'm also not a huge fan of 9 foot animals. So you can imagine why I stay away from hunting.

The same cannot be said for this 11-year-old boy, who blasted the biggest pig I've ever seen in my life on Saturday. I'm not exactly sure why, but that picture really creeps me out.

And we're back

Sorry, took a few days off for Memorial Day.

From last night's Miss USA pageant:

Kobe throws elbows

but so does LeBron...

Ever wonder what's inside of punching bags?

First sentence of the article:

A Cincinnati-area family got a smelly surprise when they opened a punching bag they purchased earlier this year.

Click here to find out what was inside.

He goes both ways

Never really thought this would exist, but I guess I was wrong:

The Roof is on Fire

Best fire this guy ever put out.

100 Numbers in 100 Movies

Pretty Long but equally cool. Must've taken a long time to make.

Another child mauled

The second video in our series. Enjoy!



Does the fact that I think stuff like this is funny mean I'm going to hell?

Creepy, creepy fish

Next time you open yourself a can of tuna, make sure it's not biting back - like this canned catfish from Russia appears to be doing.



So that's why I don't eat food from Russia. I guess that's also why I don't eat canned catfish.

Check out more (nauseating) pictures here.

Extra-happy meal

Apparently there is a new Happy Meal toy option.

My new favorite cop

Cop + confiscated weed + brownies = hilarious 911 call + great shame

Carrot Top & Kathy Griffin: secretly the same person?

This picture poses quite a few transgender questions. Is Carrot Top a really ugly woman, or is Kathy Griffin a (sort of) feminine man?

Thankfully I can't answer either question for sure. But thinking about them made me want to vomit.

[via TMZ.com]

It has been a month since my last post which is way too long so to make up for it I will drunkenly ramble. Is ramble a word? Doesnt sound right... oh well. You are welcome for this post

Not much margin for error

I know its an old video, and you've probably seen it before. But I ask: how is this possible?

Proof that Red Sox prefer alternate lifestyles?

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Is it real?

I have no idea if stuff like this is real or not. (Same for this old post.) But you be the judge. Either way it's pretty impressive.

Untitled

Yea, so I haven't posted anything in quite a while. This is due to a combination of not having a computer at my new office and going away for the weekend.

Still can't watch videos at work, or anything else that is funny really. However, I do love a good article that mocks the hypocrisy of the laws we live by in this great country. So read on.

Prostitution, a victimless crime.

NBA refs might not be racists

I'm sure most sports fans have at heard of the study that concluded that NBA refs call more fouls on black players than white players that appeared in the NY Times the other day. (You can see the AP story from ESPN if the Times link requires a login password.)

I think most people's first reaction to this was "that's bullshit" because, on the surface, it doesn't look like white or black players get different treatment in the NBA. But, what no one really discussed, is that my last sentence can be true, even if the study is right also.

TrueHoop does a better job explaining, in a really well written blog post on the topic.


Can't we all just get along?

Another reason our country is a joke

I despise the RIAA. I have ever since they began suing grandparents and six-year olds for "illegal file sharing" and trying to bully anyone they can.

Now, the RIAA has several members of Congress defending their attack on file sharing at different colleges by sending letters to those institutions. One problem: the RIAA has been contributing to these guys' campaign funds.

Read the article from The Consumerist here.

If this doesn't make you at least a little bit mad, then you're an idiot. This is probably the most glaring of conflict of interest that I've ever seen - worse then Kirk Herbstreit doing the commentary on an Ohio State football game. Can someone explain how these Congressmen have any credibility here? And why they shouldn't be removed from office after such a glaring abuse of power?

Happy graduation

Hey Kean, you can spin it however you want with a lengthy writeup, but when you get to the bottom of it, you are having a Deal Or No Deal girl as your commencement speaker.


Hey, there she is!

At least he deserved it

Watch this bully get what was coming to him...



[For disclosure, I found this video (plus some others from the past few days) on Deadspin.]

Having a great time

Apparently Under Armour took like 900 employees to Camden Yards - no word on whether or not the company paid for all the beer.