Roy Pearson is a scumbag*

These articles are kind of long (suitable for killing time at work maybe?) so let me summarize. A man brought five suits to the drycleaners and they lost one of them. So, he sued them for $65 million dollars because the "satisfaction guaranteed" sign on the wall was fraudulent, and a bunch of other bullshit reasons. Making this even better is the fact that this man, Roy Pearson, is an administrative law judge himself. He is also one of the worst people on earth.

Read about the initial case here.

And a column about the trial, which is expected to conclude today. (Highlights: when Pearson breaks down and cries, and when he compares the dry-cleaners to Nazis).

The second article is more entertaining, but they are both completely ridiculous.



*This is my opinion only and not based on fact. I don't want to get sued by him myself

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Yea, so I haven't posted anything in quite a while. This is due to a combination of not having a computer at my new office and going away for the weekend.

Still can't watch videos at work, or anything else that is funny really. However, I do love a good article that mocks the hypocrisy of the laws we live by in this great country. So read on.

Prostitution, a victimless crime.

"The current drug system is ill thought-out and arbitrary"

According to Time.com, a study concludes that alcohol and tobacco are more harmful to society then marijuana and ecstasy and suggests laws should reflect this. I'm not saying throw people in jail for smoking cigarettes, but give me a break if i want to roll every now and then.

(Click the image to read the full article)