Don't run on the field

This guy gets kind of lit up...

Classy, ladies

Check out this news item:

Fight breaks out during party at Chuck E. Cheese

Stupid criminal?

Or stupid bank teller?

Police rake in leafy robbery suspect

What's the deal with Oversensitivity?

Jerry Seinfeld, promoting his new Bee movie, said this:

"Bees have the only perfect society on earth ... They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape. A little rape, but it's not that bad."

And naturally he now has anti-rape groups up his ass for being pro-rape and insensitive, according to Radar Magazine. From Karen Baker, who is head of the National Sexual Violence Resource Center:

"It surprised me, frankly, because I've always been a Jerry Seinfeld fan," she says. "With what I hear about every single day, I don't find anything at all funny about rape, and I don't like it being made light of. I understand he's a comedian and he's inclined to find humor in everything, but it was offensive."

Someone get the stick out of her ass. First of all, how on earth was the remark offensive? Just because you mention something doesnt mean you are promoting it - it's not like rapists got together and paid Seinfeld to be their spokesman. (which actually sounds like it would be a funny SNL skit).

Second of all, is there a less polarizing issue than rape? Is anyone pro-rape? It's not like the nation was split 50/50 in favor of rape vs. against rape, and now that Seinfeld mentioned it, the scales will tip towards the pro-rape side.

Get a life people. I'm looking forward to when Evan starts his anti-protest protest group.



Does this man look like a rape advocate??

I wonder if Danger is his middle name...

I can't believe this is true. Some morons named their baby... wait for it... "Georgebush."

I'm almost too dumbfounded to type. First of all, the guy isn't exactly the role model president. And, even if he was far and away the best president to ever live, "Georgebush" STILL ISN'T A NAME.

This reminds of me the time on Seinfeld when Costanza wants to name his baby "Seven" as a tribute to Mickey Mantle, and Jerry asks him "why not just name him Mickey?" Costanza laughs and dismisses it, which is funny, because that is a TV show - not REAL LIFE. You've gotta think the kid would be better off named "George" - isn't that a decent tribute?

I guess at least one bright spot in this whole ordeal is when little Georgebush turns 16, becomes a hardcore liberal, turns against his moron parents who named him, and becomes an emo and/or goth kid.

And maybe some funny things could happen even sooner when he's still a baby: "Georgebush, don't put that in your mouth." or "Honey come quick, Georgebush shit himself again."

Still, it bothers me how dumb people are.

Odds & Ends

Today was a big news day for creeps:

Cop has sex with 15-year-old hooker

Guy breaks into house then surfs for porn

Also, this isn't new or creepy, but it makes for a good case in favor of becoming a druglord.



Everyone's favorite creep

Roy Pearson is a scumbag*

These articles are kind of long (suitable for killing time at work maybe?) so let me summarize. A man brought five suits to the drycleaners and they lost one of them. So, he sued them for $65 million dollars because the "satisfaction guaranteed" sign on the wall was fraudulent, and a bunch of other bullshit reasons. Making this even better is the fact that this man, Roy Pearson, is an administrative law judge himself. He is also one of the worst people on earth.

Read about the initial case here.

And a column about the trial, which is expected to conclude today. (Highlights: when Pearson breaks down and cries, and when he compares the dry-cleaners to Nazis).

The second article is more entertaining, but they are both completely ridiculous.



*This is my opinion only and not based on fact. I don't want to get sued by him myself

Extra-happy meal

Apparently there is a new Happy Meal toy option.

My new favorite cop

Cop + confiscated weed + brownies = hilarious 911 call + great shame

Something is wrong here

If you haven't seen the 60 minutes piece on inner city culture and the opinion on "snitching," you should watch a highlight from YouTube here (CBS won't let the file be embedded).

Also, check out the full segment, part 1 and part 2, hosted elsewhere.

I don't even know what to say...

UPDATE: Cam'Ron has since apologized (and you can tell its both sincere and meaningful). And one writer compared this incident to the Imus one. Maybe a bit of a stretch, but probably true that if a white dude said these things they'd get hung out to dry.