Glitter... for your vagina

A classy gift for your partner, in honor of Valentine's day...

Bullseye!

This guy is a real shit-eater

Novelty plates rule!

This one might be even better than Kramer's "ASSMAN"

Personalized Plate Slips by North Carolina DMV

[via Jalopnik]

Into older women?

So is this guy.

An 82-year-old Argentine woman who attracted media attention last month when she married a 24-year-old man has died as a result of heart problems.

This would've made so much more sense if the chick was rich - scoring points for male gold diggers everywhere - but I think he's just a regular dude with an old chick fetish.



Weird stuff.

[note: picture is for reference only. that's not the actual old lady from the article]

Creepy, creepy fish

Next time you open yourself a can of tuna, make sure it's not biting back - like this canned catfish from Russia appears to be doing.



So that's why I don't eat food from Russia. I guess that's also why I don't eat canned catfish.

Check out more (nauseating) pictures here.

Carrot Top & Kathy Griffin: secretly the same person?

This picture poses quite a few transgender questions. Is Carrot Top a really ugly woman, or is Kathy Griffin a (sort of) feminine man?

Thankfully I can't answer either question for sure. But thinking about them made me want to vomit.

[via TMZ.com]

Goooooo

Uhhmmmmmm??!?!



[via Collegehumor]