Milk Was a Bad Choice

Punchisized!

2009-02-09T11:39:00.001-05:00

This is kindof weird and creepy, however, also cool to watch.

FF a little bit for some slow potion punching...

Wet ouch

2008-07-21T11:44:00.000-05:00

Injured kids

2008-07-15T09:38:00.000-05:00

Don't run on the field

2008-05-30T20:11:00.001-05:00

This guy gets kind of lit up...

Cheerleader, pt 2

2008-05-29T14:15:00.000-05:00

6 week layoff...

2008-05-29T14:13:00.001-05:00

Sorry for the six week spring break...

Enjoy.

Ouch

2008-04-16T14:58:00.001-05:00

Open Mics

2008-04-15T08:02:00.001-05:00

Ever wonder what NHL players are yelling at each other after a fight? (warning: cursing).

You'd think after the first few curses the would've cut the ref's mic off...

Psycho

2008-04-02T15:10:00.000-05:00

Gymnastics rules

2008-04-02T12:57:00.000-05:00

Hump day?

2008-03-27T10:16:00.004-05:00

I probably should've gotten these up yesterday but they're funny anyway.

The first one requires sound:

And this one reminds me the one potential fun reason to go to a zoo:

WNBA Live

2008-03-26T15:40:00.000-05:00

From MTV's Human Giant show:

Female Mike Tyson

2008-03-19T13:47:00.000-05:00

Saw this on the Sports Guy's links page... unbelievable...

Conference call

2008-03-14T07:45:00.004-05:00

The video's a little bit long, but if you've ever worked at an office, especially at a BIG company (say, Intel?) then this makes about as much sense as a real-life conference call.

2 Girls 1 Cup reaction

2008-03-14T07:10:00.000-05:00

I always knew Kermit was a sick dude.

Great headline, weird story

2008-03-13T08:14:00.002-05:00

Click HERE for the link to the AP News article.

Mystery chick

2008-03-12T09:36:00.004-05:00

This chick is pretty hot. But why am I posting her picture?

Check this link to find out and be surprised.

2008-03-05T13:36:00.001-05:00

I don't know where this came from, how, or why, but it's pretty funny...

Need a maid?

2008-03-04T12:23:00.004-05:00

I don't have any details about the service over at Molly Maid, but I do know if it's anything like their newsletter title implies, it's probably worth a shot.

Science experiment

2008-03-04T12:09:00.004-05:00

Ok so maybe it's not that scientific but its pretty cool looking.

Classy, ladies

2008-03-03T16:05:00.002-05:00

Check out this news item:

Fight breaks out during party at Chuck E. Cheese

Heat Ray

2008-02-29T15:51:00.002-05:00

It's not the funniest thing I've ever seen but for some reason the last five seconds cracks me up...

The General

2008-02-28T11:03:00.001-05:00

Bobby Knight "motivates" the team at halftime... turn the volume WAY down if you're at work.

Great high school dunk

2008-02-26T12:51:00.001-05:00

One of the best ever. Comes from an Oregon high school.

Senior Soulja Boy

2008-02-25T15:38:00.002-05:00

Latest performance from the Bucks senior dance team. It gets good around halfway through. Also notice the crowd reaction, they love it.

Streakers rule

2008-02-25T15:36:00.001-05:00

Must've been one hell of a bachelor party...

Fucking Matt and Ben

2008-02-25T10:05:00.003-05:00

Ok so normally I'm not a huge Kimmel fan but sometimes he comes through with some funny stuff.

Here's his girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "confession" to him, and his response back:

(give yourself a few minutes, these videos are about six minutes each).

Quick sidenote: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck both go way up in my book after seeing these videos. I love it when celebrities don't take themselves too seriously.

Visual Evidence that Sean Bradley is a Big White Stiff

2008-02-22T14:59:00.001-05:00

See below.

Criminal, or greatest teacher ever?

2008-02-21T09:21:00.001-05:00

You decide.

It smell's like vagina in here

2008-02-20T01:41:00.004-05:00

My vagina?... Maybe

NSFW

oldie but relevant goodie

Love and marriage

2008-02-18T14:35:00.002-05:00

Rules for proposing that should be obvious but apparently are not:

1) Don't ask her in public
2) Don't ask her unless you're sure she's going to say yes
3) If you're going to break rule #1, then make sure you aren't also breaking rule #2

First, from the day before Valentine's day last week:

Second, a classic from I don't know when:

Centaur Job Interview

2008-02-17T12:26:00.000-05:00

Centaur-Job-Interview - Get Video Code

The C-Word Monologues?

2008-02-15T14:10:00.000-05:00

Calls for a PC and gets more

2008-02-15T14:07:00.002-05:00

Grandma funnels!

2008-02-15T11:45:00.000-05:00

Glitter... for your vagina

2008-02-14T16:49:00.001-05:00

A classy gift for your partner, in honor of Valentine's day...

Balls

2008-02-14T09:46:00.000-05:00

Great Jeopardy category

Bravo, Bud Lite

2008-02-13T15:37:00.002-05:00

Missed some of these because I was at the game, but aparantly Bud Lite's Super Bowl commercials were pretty good. Check out the ones that we're too good for TV...

Freakout and outtake

2008-01-31T14:15:00.000-05:00

First, Chris Berman

Next, Alex Trebek

Run Bo Run

2008-01-31T14:09:00.000-05:00

200+ yards on one play?

Bullseye!

2008-01-30T08:38:00.000-05:00

This guy is a real shit-eater

T9 questions answered

2008-01-25T14:35:00.000-05:00

Good Sex in the Big East

2008-01-24T11:42:00.000-05:00

Maybe I should start going to Seton Hall games?

T.O. Coors Light

2008-01-15T16:52:00.000-05:00

A little crude on the editing, but its a good idea... maybe this will be on TV one day...

Throw it down!

2008-01-10T11:07:00.000-05:00

This one is for Moses - pretty impressive dunk.

Kenny George (that 7-foot-7 dude) is a freak of nature, as you can see below. Check out more info on him here.

LeBron reponds to taunts

2008-01-09T11:21:00.000-05:00

Scott Van Pelt explains the situation...

"It's all your fault." Wow, he's good.

Sean Connery knows how to keep his bitches in line

2008-01-09T10:30:00.000-05:00

Q: What did Sean Connery tell the woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing that he didn't tell her twice already.

(Hopefully I didn't already post this...)

Novelty plates rule!

2008-01-08T10:40:00.000-05:00

This one might be even better than Kramer's "ASSMAN"

Personalized Plate Slips by North Carolina DMV

[via Jalopnik]

WTF?

2008-01-07T14:10:00.000-05:00

It's been a while, I know. But hopefully the 1st half of 2008 will be busier for this blog than the 2nd half of 2007.

Anyway, what on earth is going on in this video? Somehow this was CNN-worthy?

This kid should be in the NHL

2007-12-12T13:29:00.001-05:00

30 Rock

2007-12-12T10:33:00.000-05:00

Great clip

iPhone commercials

2007-12-03T13:06:00.000-05:00

Better than the originals

Cool juggling video

2007-11-16T12:20:00.000-05:00

Never thought I'd say that

News video remix

2007-11-15T13:49:00.001-05:00

Always funny when things go wrong on live TV

One reason I don't rollerblade...

2007-11-15T13:42:00.000-05:00

I'm posting a video of people rollerblading and biking... Hmmm, I wonder what might happen in the video...

Furries unite!

2007-11-12T11:09:00.000-05:00

Keep an eye out for:
1) hilarious quote at 0:40
2) man dressed as Furry wearing a "Gay" jersey (Rudy Gay, i know. but very ironic)
3) man who thinks its appropriate to bring a child to this thing

You got served

2007-11-01T14:09:00.001-05:00

Ignore the announcer's moronic commentary and enjoy this girl getting blasted...

Teaching Kids the Important Stuff

2007-10-30T15:30:00.000-05:00

My Super Sweet Criminal Father

2007-10-26T13:11:00.000-05:00

I won't even attempt to do this story justice - just check out the original post from Jezebel and enjoy.

Sexual Harrassment in the Worklplace

2007-10-26T11:06:00.000-05:00

This instructional video should serve as a good guideline on what to do, and what not to do.

Into older women?

2007-10-22T13:42:00.000-05:00

So is this guy.

An 82-year-old Argentine woman who attracted media attention last month when she married a 24-year-old man has died as a result of heart problems.

This would've made so much more sense if the chick was rich - scoring points for male gold diggers everywhere - but I think he's just a regular dude with an old chick fetish.

Weird stuff.

[note: picture is for reference only. that's not the actual old lady from the article]

I work for GOLD

2007-10-18T12:06:00.000-05:00

Techno Viking

2007-10-14T19:03:00.000-05:00

Someone should tell this eurofreak that the rave has ended.

Why are they all following him like sheep?

Return, Guidos

2007-10-09T13:27:00.000-05:00

I haven't posted anything on here in months. I have no excuse. Wait, yes I do, I'm lazy. Internet apologies are always awkward, so I'm done here.

Hopefully this funny video that mocks those that infest the tri-state region will get me back in good graces. I don't even know what to say about this other then it is dead-on.

Fuckin' skanks.

Tiger Woods is amazing

2007-09-21T11:20:00.000-05:00

I'm impressed

Long but worth it

2007-09-18T01:07:00.000-05:00

Bill Murray not only makes us laugh in big motion pictures and by driving drunk through foreign cities in a golf cart, he also lends himself to small budget internet shorts.

Seth Green is Funny

2007-09-18T01:04:00.000-05:00

Seth just went up in my book which I am sure will make him happy to hear.

Famguy at The Emmy's

2007-09-18T01:01:00.000-05:00

Funniest thing they've done since (insert video of season 2 flashback thus making fun of family guy's weak excuse for funny)

Crazy Bat

2007-09-18T00:58:00.000-05:00

What are the chances of this?

Mascot beatdown

2007-09-12T07:54:00.001-05:00

Do we still run a blog over here? Not really sure. But I know this video is pretty funny.

South Carolina

2007-08-27T09:00:00.000-05:00

From Friday's Miss Teen USA Pageant:

I couldn't have said it better myself...

UPDATE: YouTube seems to be loading slowly. Try this link if the embedded video won't work.

Amazing shot

2007-08-21T11:32:00.000-05:00

This sniper manages to shoot a gun directly out of the suspect's hands, so they can arrest him without injuring anyone else. Wow.

Hilarious

2007-08-15T09:35:00.001-05:00

I love when a picture speaks for itself - it doesn't need an introduction or explanation. It can just stand on its own and be really funny. This is one of those times:

Also, sorry about the lack of posts. More (hopefully) to come today and the rest of this week.

Shamings

2007-08-09T15:49:00.000-05:00

Some good ones:

And finally:

Lurk and Lurker

2007-08-09T11:14:00.000-05:00

Just goes to show you how different editing has a huge effect on how a trailer comes out

Free samples

2007-08-03T13:56:00.001-05:00

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but I came across it yesterday, and it's pretty funny (a reminder of how Family Guy used to be).

Ouch?

2007-08-03T13:02:00.001-05:00

I've never seen a hit so hard before that a guy lost both shoes. I guess there's a first for everything.

Somehow, this guy is still alive and also uninjured.

Best 12-year old ever

2007-08-03T08:21:00.000-05:00

Some of these moves are just ridiculous

P-A-R-T-Y

2007-08-01T12:20:00.000-05:00

An old clip, but a funny one, from Da Ali G Show.

Coach, wrong ball

2007-07-31T09:06:00.000-05:00

Best play ever

[via Deadspin]

Barry Bonds continues his scumbaggish ways

2007-07-26T11:06:00.001-05:00

As if the whole "using steroids to break a hallowed baseball record" thing wasn't enough, the guy has the nerve to lash out at Bob Costas, for his "Costas Now" show, which aired on HBO on Tuesday. Costas interviewed a guy that was involved in creating THG (who said he thinks Bonds knew what he was juicing, despite his claimed ignorance) and also Curt Schilling, who spoke out against Bonds.

Bonds called Costas, "a little, midget man who absolutely knows jack [bleep] about baseball. Never played the game before. You can tell Bob Costas what I called him.

"I can't wait to see him face to face someday."

Costas deserves a journalistic award for his report; he doesn't deserve to be called "midget man" by a cheating piece of shit. Just in case you needed more proof that Bonds is a scumbag.

Great Sports Guy article

2007-07-22T22:11:00.000-05:00

Love him or hate him (I feel both ways, at times) the guy is a really good writer. And he knows and loves the NBA as much as probably anyone else out there. Check out his latest - probably his best article in a while.

Our video is gone... Fuck Paramount

2007-07-13T17:54:00.000-05:00

What bullshit. I got this from YouTube just now in my email. Can someone explain to me how a 13-second clip from Anchorman posted on YouTube hurts Paramount??

Hey Paramount: Showing a sub-one minute clip on YouTube doesn't hurt DVD sales. In fact, it has no negative effect whatsoever. It might even remind people how much they liked Anchorman, so they will buy the movie. You stupid fuckers.

I can't believe this is real

2007-07-11T09:13:00.000-05:00

Thanks to Padden for this IM:

This is in no way funny but i was amused by the acronym for the Islamic militant group:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/10/phillippines.marines.ap/index.html

Stupid criminal?

2007-07-11T08:36:00.000-05:00

Or stupid bank teller?

Police rake in leafy robbery suspect

Avril = huge ripoff artist?

2007-07-09T14:57:00.000-05:00

She pretty much copied some 70s "boy-band" with her new song "Girlfriend." You be the judge:

She's getting sued, too, so we will all eagerly away that outcome.

This guy gets up

2007-07-03T14:08:00.000-05:00

Ok so its not a true 70-inch vertical but but jumping over a 70-inch tall bar to dunk it is pretty impressive:

Damn Alligator bit my hand off

2007-06-26T11:35:00.000-05:00

Alligator apparently survived the beat down given by Happy and almost claims another hand.

iPhone madess begins... 4 days ahead of time

2007-06-26T09:36:00.000-05:00

This successful-looking guy, Greg Packer, is already waiting in line in NYC for the iPhone, which goes on sale at 6pm on FRIDAY. So, seeing as how he's been there since early Monday, at 5am, which means he'll be waiting for 4 1/2 days to get the thing, I'd have to seriously question his sanity (and also whether or not he is employed).

Still, you have to respect his dedication. Check out Packer's blog. From there, you can link to his MySpace page, which is sort of weird to say the least. Or you can even call him on his cell phone number (which he lists on the blog), where you can speak with him as he waits in line, and encourage him and/or make fun of him. Well, I guess mostly you should make fun of him. But that's really up to you.

Bringing "spoiled" to new levels

2007-06-26T07:21:00.000-05:00

This girl is only 15, but I'm confident that she's one of the most awful people in the world. Watch this little bitch's reaction after her parents buy her a new Lexus:

It's scenes like this that make me keep watching My Super Sweet 16.

[via Yougottaseethisvideo.com]

Pun Intended

2007-06-25T18:06:00.001-05:00

This Blog is Rated "R"

2007-06-25T11:23:00.000-05:00

I am tempted to make a Pirates of the Carribean joke but I won't. I did, however, check this blog on the blog rater from mingle2.com and here's the result:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* rape (7x)
* shit (3x)
* ass (2x)
* sex (1x)

So I guess that mean we're doing a good job?

Who thought this was a good idea?

2007-06-22T17:20:00.001-05:00

God only knows what goes in inside those doors.

What's the deal with Oversensitivity?

2007-06-22T13:29:00.000-05:00

Jerry Seinfeld, promoting his new Bee movie, said this:

"Bees have the only perfect society on earth ... They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape. A little rape, but it's not that bad."

And naturally he now has anti-rape groups up his ass for being pro-rape and insensitive, according to Radar Magazine. From Karen Baker, who is head of the National Sexual Violence Resource Center:

"It surprised me, frankly, because I've always been a Jerry Seinfeld fan," she says. "With what I hear about every single day, I don't find anything at all funny about rape, and I don't like it being made light of. I understand he's a comedian and he's inclined to find humor in everything, but it was offensive."

Someone get the stick out of her ass. First of all, how on earth was the remark offensive? Just because you mention something doesnt mean you are promoting it - it's not like rapists got together and paid Seinfeld to be their spokesman. (which actually sounds like it would be a funny SNL skit).

Second of all, is there a less polarizing issue than rape? Is anyone pro-rape? It's not like the nation was split 50/50 in favor of rape vs. against rape, and now that Seinfeld mentioned it, the scales will tip towards the pro-rape side.

Get a life people. I'm looking forward to when Evan starts his anti-protest protest group.

Does this man look like a rape advocate??

Trump's latest on TV

2007-06-22T07:23:00.000-05:00

Just read that Trump is developing a beauty pageant reality show for MTV. I'm sure it will be awful.

Try and spin it however you want Trump, but going from NBC to MTV isn't exactly a step-up in the TV world.

Music Video or just 2 friends hanging out?

2007-06-22T01:04:00.000-05:00

They're not really singing but they kind of are. This is what every one of R.'s (can I call him R?) songs sounds like now since the Hip Hopera.

Humor

2007-06-21T22:24:00.001-05:00

I haven't posted anything in a long time.

Humorous picture of the day:

Is this an advertisement for a cult or for plastic surgery?

I wonder if Danger is his middle name...

2007-06-21T15:08:00.000-05:00

I can't believe this is true. Some morons named their baby... wait for it... "Georgebush."

I'm almost too dumbfounded to type. First of all, the guy isn't exactly the role model president. And, even if he was far and away the best president to ever live, "Georgebush" STILL ISN'T A NAME.

This reminds of me the time on Seinfeld when Costanza wants to name his baby "Seven" as a tribute to Mickey Mantle, and Jerry asks him "why not just name him Mickey?" Costanza laughs and dismisses it, which is funny, because that is a TV show - not REAL LIFE. You've gotta think the kid would be better off named "George" - isn't that a decent tribute?

I guess at least one bright spot in this whole ordeal is when little Georgebush turns 16, becomes a hardcore liberal, turns against his moron parents who named him, and becomes an emo and/or goth kid.

And maybe some funny things could happen even sooner when he's still a baby: "Georgebush, don't put that in your mouth." or "Honey come quick, Georgebush shit himself again."

Still, it bothers me how dumb people are.

Athletes + Motorcycles = Not a great idea

2007-06-19T15:21:00.000-05:00

We can now add Lavar Arrington to the list of athletes who have crashed their motorcycles. This is probably cold of me but I would've cared a lot more if the Giants hadn't already cut him after he basically missed all season. I mean, don't get me wrong, I hope the guy is OK and can play again but it's his own damn fault. Drive around in a nice Bentley or something.

The worst accident is Jay Williams who suffered career ending injuries when he crashed his bike. He was also violating his contract which stated he was not allowed to own or ride a motorcycle. He is lucky the Bulls were nice enough to buy out his contract for a few million. He attempted a comeback last season which fell short so he might have to put that Duke education to use and get a real job.

Ben Roethlisberger (I spelled that without looking it up and I want credit for it) crashed his motorcycle last off season. The moron doesn't have a motorcycle license and decided not to wear a helmet, which is a great combo.

There's more but you get the point.

Odds & Ends

2007-06-19T15:18:00.000-05:00

Today was a big news day for creeps:

Cop has sex with 15-year-old hooker

Guy breaks into house then surfs for porn

Also, this isn't new or creepy, but it makes for a good case in favor of becoming a druglord.

Everyone's favorite creep